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Monday, 28 April 2008


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Bathroom graffiti collectors for StallWallScrawl followed the Holy Father's visit to the US of A and sampled the Vicar of Christ on Earth's influence on the scrawl on the bathroom wall:

Torture the favorite topic for a Pope and a President!

How infallible was the Roman Catholic Church's teaching on:

The inferiority of women
The Evils of Democracy
Warts as the cause of masturbation
No idiot the other way around
Divine Right of Kings
Ordination of so many queens
The burning of heretics as inspired by the Holy Ghost
The Holy Ghost

I think we need a Nazi to succeed the Polish Pope

Since I can't get a divorce I think I'll kill my wife, confess the sin of murder, receive absolution and marry my mistress in a Roman Catholic Church wedding

I think I'll leave the church. become a Lutheran, get married and then be ordained a minister, so I can leave that church, become Roman Catholic and get ordained a priest with my wife and kids.

Then you can marry yourself.

That sounds dirty

Isn't that what Catholics need to enjoy sex?

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