2 fuken eggs.
1 fuken bowl.
1 fuken whisker.
1 fuken oven.
1.Beat the fuken eggs into the bowl.
2.Whisk the egg fuckers.
3.Cook the fucker.
4.Eat the fucker!
Don't forget to enjoy this fuken recipe!
If you are having trouble cooking this fucker, please dial the fuken number and we'll answer when we are not busy (OR when we are so fuken bored to do this shit!)
I hope you fuken loved this recipe so much that you will buy another of these fuken recipes for only $100 per recipe (fucken hell I am one rich fucker!).