Written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 21 April 2008

image for New Terrorist Threat! Bush warns of new terrorist threat

Spoof Reporter Cal Jennings was sent to cover the latest announcement by President Bush. It seems that the Bush administration has uncovered a new threat to America... artists and musicians... musical artists... uh, however you say it.

President Bush:

"It has come to my attenshun that there is a new form of terrorism that attacks us. Terrurist artists and musishuns have been showing terrurism in a good light and put war and corpurate profit in a bad light... make it look bad. Halliburton alone posted over a hundredth of a percent drop in projected earnings just last week. In order to address this problem, I'm putting a bill before Congress to contract Halliburton with state facilities to house these terrorist criminals.

"Musicians and artists are terrurist harm-doers who seek to do us evil... evil-doers who seek to do us harm... however ya' say it. I'm calling on all patriotic Americans ta help us round up these terrurist criminals. We cannot allow this kind of thing to continue. Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to teach our children fingerpainting and give 'em music lessons. This kind of activity cannot be tolerated in a time of war. Now, watch this swing..."

To view video, press play... click play... you know what I mean:

TheSpoof.com urges you to be on the lookout for these dangerous terrorists. If you spot one of these criminals, do not attempt to apprehend them yourself. Call 1-800-IAM-FUCT

This has been a public service announcement.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
More by this writer
Read full story
Read full story
Read full story
Read full story
Read full story
Read full story

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more