Written by BalloonBelly

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

In a recent study women who have breast enhancements bigger than they need could find themselves airborne. Seems some makers of these bigger is better breast enhancers found that if they fill them part way with some helium it could make them light and less weight filled thus making it possible for women to have less back pain.

Well that seems to have backfired and one woman who's name is being with held for her protection (and partly due to her not being able to sit on her couch) said "I like them but they are growing bigger than I had wanted cause of my body heat."

They company that makes them said "If we could get to her we would fix them", but so far no luck as her living room ceiling is higher than most and a ladder just wont reach her.

Ladder companies are attempting to make one that will reach, more on this inflating story as I get it your Balloon Belly reporter...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Pain, weight, Women
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