Written by KSgirl

Thursday, 10 April 2008

Elton John calls America sexist.. sorry Elton you are sexist. America hates that liar Hillary Clinton for who she is, not her sex.

Elton John's misogynist lyrics pining for Margaret Thatcher's death…

Can you hear it in the distance
Can you sense it far away
Is it old Rudolph the reindeer
Is it Santa on his sleigh
It's heading up to Easington
It's coming down the Tyne
Oh it's bloddy Maggie Thatcher
And Michael Heseltine

So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God's love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
'Cause it's one day closer to your death

Elton John: Woman-hater.

Hillary Clinton is being taught by Karl Rove how to tell the truth... ha ha ha ha ha

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