Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

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Tony Resko: Godfather, al-Sayyid, I come to you with all due respect and all praise and honor to Allah and San Guiseppe. Oh Great al-Sayyid of the two double-uus, I would never disturb you on this blessed day when you art so occupied in the slaughter of the occupying infidels. May Saint Jude, the Blessed Mother and Mohammed bless and guide your every suicide bomber, I mean, holy martyr.

But you see, my Islamic Don, a great dishonor has been done to one who is like a son to me. His name, I am certain, will be like a song in your heart more dear than Jimmy Roselli, The Chairman of the Board(God and Allah, pour him Dewers while attended by a hundred virgins or raisins depending on your translation of the Koran) or whatever rag head singger you fancy(no disrespect intended!)

This son of mine, the most holy Barack Hussein Obama has had to endure the gross abuses of the wife of the former adulterous leader of the Great Satan and one of the great Satan's age-old crusaders(though he spent more time as a POW than as a true warrior). Having received Allah and St Michael the Archangel's protection, the US press has benevolently kissed the nether parts of his garments and even those nasty bits that lie beneath said garment.

But - that has not proven enough to win the day and so I come to you on the day before you are about to slaughter the infidel or on the day when you are strategically calling for a cease-fire or on the day after you have slaughtered the infidel and are positioning thyself for Iraqi Presidency...how the hell am I to keep up with ...with all due respect and reverence... Don al-Sayyid Moqtada al-Sadr come to my aid and the aid of my real estate client, scion and son BH Obama.

May Allah be praised and may your seventh son be a boy child but nothing like Boy George, Hold Muhammad higher than Bob Marley... Amen, hallelujah, Salaam al-le-come to Papa!

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