Written by Natowsky

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

image for Secret Plan in Place For Bush and Cheney to Buy and Sell "Iraq War" Weapons and Goods After War Ends "Trust me. Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney are straight arrows.""

"The Special Spense Report. Never At Your Expense! Just Keep It Hush Hush!"

A War, of course, the "Iraq War," now more than 5-years old in a rat-hole desert will probably end, in large part, by sometime in 2010 with major troop withdrawals planned aleady, no matter if Hillary, Obama, or McCain is "Chief Executive Twit of the U.S."

Number of dead military (U.S. only) are now over 4,000, while innocent civilians have gone to Heaven in the range of 600,000+. And, the Iraqi Military: not my concern folks!!!

What does this mean to the average American Joe and Jane and 20,000,000 illegals? Nada, mi amigo, Nothing! As Juan Guzman Gonzalez recently said, "We juus tryin' to cross yoour stinkin' border. Sure, you got badges? So beeg sheet! We ain't got to see no stinkin' bagges. We have seen dat Bogart flick in Tijuana feelm revival. Now, excuss us as we take oath of Americanism: "Gringo, we are across border!"

But here's a real bombshell troopers. Mr. Bush and Mr. "Warmonger" Cheney, the bunker boy with cardio mega bypasses have a new busines planned, and, it's legal. At War's end, they will repurchase all the weaponry and supplies these 2 asswipes essentially authorized at virtually $800 million in a buyback deal for $75 million; way under a penny on the dollar! We're talking Humvees, fighter aircraft, sophisticated missile arrays, M-16 rifles, Cruise missiles, leading-edge computer sytems, and left-over rations. And, the new Iraqi "government" gets first dibs!

Calling themselves B & C Salvage, starting in 2011, our two intrepid crooks, the two most-hated President and Veep in U.S. history, will be making beacoups de $$$ off that which they themselves initiated via a U.S. Congress so stupid, it is now ignored as a farce Worldwide.

Said Bush for himself and 'slant-talk-mouth' (both of whose terms end on January 20, 2009), "Dickhead and I spent maybe a trillion on this shit, the 'Bushy-Ego-War.'" Said 'The Dummy Bush,' "Me and Cheney in the bunker do have massive egos and we both love cash. And remember, only the little people pay taxes. I let my big buddies off the hook from my nice calls to the IRS. Me and Cheney, that blind hunter baby, sweated to building up the funding. But, we now want it back...Hell we busted ass"!

In the organization of B & C Salvage, Amercans will know the money-making firm as "Sweet Homecomings":

---Laura will be General VP
---Barbara will be Marketing VP
---Jenna will be Sales VP
---Cheney's lesbian offspring, Mary ("Le Lesbo")
and a mother!(is that possible?) will be 'Goodwill
Ambassador for Sales'

"We went the distance, we two, Pres and Veep...we deserve the buyback. Hey, we didn't do a Spitzer, McGreevey, Teddy Kennedy or other preversion. We just banged our wives every night as Scripture commands. It was only an embarrassment, once, when Laura was acting like a wild slut one night and Jenna came in and said, "Hey, guys, only hot 'friends with benefits' college girls do that. Dad you're a scumbag!"

...until next time, I'm Spense! Always making Sense!

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