Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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Dear P4YG, Your cousin Olie suggested that I write to you about the infidelity, yadda, high-priced hoes, yadda yadda and you know the possibility of some endorsements, yadda, yadda, yadda, XXXNYSG

Dear X, Got Olie's regular shipment of "E" and his e-mail about your pre and post Dick ament. Olie has got it right about the soundproofing and the generous use of super slip n slide lubricant in combo with the pocket pussy of your choice, though his endorsement of the HoleyMoley pocket pussy certainly shows him to be a discerning sextoyist. As for the endorsements, a man of your stature will need to undergo a suitable time of repentance but after that half-week, the sky's the limit and you will be appearing on P4YG for every little sick shit we sell to poor rubes, er, I mean, discerning sextoyists.

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