Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Now tings'll get intrestin' boyos n lassies! Cause now, twoo Uk'ers will be debatin'. True enough, the Clintons have some roots in the old sod, just witness the old bucko's tendency to stray and the mean, old leash his lady can pull on! But when your liftevator operator from Dublin by way of York ta New York ta Tucson, Arizona comes up against a Northerner like (Jesus H. Christ)Barack H. O'Bama, ya gotta know sparks ,be Jesus, r gonna fly!

Can't ya wait, lads n lassies, fo yur candidate of cherce(the originator ov the bridge/tunnel from York to NY) to get 'is claws(dependent n in) into this charlatan. The manh hain't got a lick a experience compared to me, a fella who has driven 'is ooopps n dooowns in more major cities than dat youngster coood name! Da ya tink little O'bama coood a cum up wit the Dental Dam 'crause da great lake to protect the translantic tunnel/bridge. The fella needed some guy suspiciously named "Tony" to buy 'im a house. Now that's what we UK'ers call pitiful.

In future columns, I'll giv ya previews a how dis black n tan 'll get 'is comeuppance from a fella wit lotsa more experience with sack and in the sack dan that wee boyo, O'bama.

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