Written by J-RCK

Saturday, 8 March 2008

This is a new series that explores the attributes and character of real men.

Lesson 1 Cockiness 101

I love it, I love to be it, I love to see it, I love to see me be it. I will attempt to go over the finer points of cockiness in the next few min. But beware done wrong and you just come across like a weak little person trying to make yourself feel better.

Cocky Tips to live by.

1. You must believe it to be it. The best salesmen in the world are men (and ok i will say and or women just to keep a few of you happy but we all know the truth)that passionately believe what it is they are selling. So in the case of cockiness you must believe in yourself. Here is an example I 100% know I am a beautiful man, therefore everyone else in the world knows me as a beautiful man.

2. Actions DO NOT speak louder than words. You have to say it, you have to sell it. What good is beauty like mine if no one hears about it. Seeing it is in no way good enough. They must hear you say it preferably over and over again in order for them to know.

3. Anytime is the right time to boast. Myth #1 Timing is as important as your content. BS!!!! Myth #2 Some people do not want to hear about how good you are at EVERYTHING , again BS!!!! If your awake and alive you should be telling someone how beautiful you are period. This is where a lot of up and comings fail. They pick and choose their spots. I say do it, do it all night long baby.
Here is a useful example suitable to be used in any place or situation: "Thats how I do it yeah. Awwww yeah Like I'm famous baby all night long." Works every time.

4. Women are not attracted to the strong silent type. Women are attracted to me and only me. They have to be told they are attracted to me and I do it, Enough said.

5. Everyone appreciates your boasting. It's a known fact all people love boasters they may act all mad and annoyed by it but thats cause they are just ticked they didn't say it first. They may hate you but I know they will respect you that is a fact.

So there is only a few tips to being a successful real man. You can all try but I know you will never be as excellent as I am in anything in your life cause basically I'm what we in the biz call Awesome. Yeah so suck it losers and all you wanna be haters. Keep trying.


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