CHILDHOOD LIFESTYLE POLL with commentary from real big UK'ers:
90% agree childhood more materialistic
Nigel Fogbottomness: Whan we were wee, we wee'd in the yard 'cause we had no fancy porcelain wee'r like dese spoiled brats
69% agree violent video games make children more aggressive
Conrad Climacticus: We beat the shat outa each otha on a pretty regula basis. There wuz no sofa sittin for us!
90% believe Christmas advertising puts pressure on parents to spend more than they can afford
Margaret Primsypots: My sainted mum n da gave uus the same old broken toy year afta year and god bless r souuls we wuz grateful as piggies in mud!
60% believe there should be a government ban on junk food advertising
Eustace Euphemistyhills:If I'da asked for even anotha slice a bacon the old man woulda ripped me head off.E knew ow ta resist advertisin' I'll tell yooo!