Dear P4YG, My love life has gone to shit since you left us readers high and dry for months on end!
Why not grow where you are planted, fertilizer and all!
Dear P4YG,Thank Aphrodite that you are back in time for St Valentine's day!I'm trying to decide what to get the love of my life the perfect gift after 70 years of passion and pleasure...What do you suggest? I'm vacillating between a new high-powered vibrating strap-on and the Brunswick Anal beads...that's right ,the Bowling Ball Brunswicks.Methusalah the Sex nasty Magician
Dear MSnM, I thank Aphrodite daily for my return to the likes of you...That six month steamy affair at the Tahitian nudist colony with the twin 20 year old natives can't hold a dildo to receiving missives from Methusalah the nasty sex magician. Look,I know this is from you idiots in the Sports department and it's not really that funny though the Brunswick joke is right up my alley!
Dear P4YG, Glad we are you are back!Have really big question for sexpert like you.why do you not practice what you teach...Tense Tahitian Twins
Dear TTT,Last time I remember you had four ,not three...As 4 P4YG's performance,if you didn't like my driving why didn't you call 1-800 EATSHIT? See Above, G2SHT can tell where you can go and find some!