Written by Pointer

Friday, 8 February 2008

Larry Craig? You tap dancin fool!

I have a hearton 4 Huckabee!

Hillary loves war,hates war,hates Iran,but not so much...vote Clinton...She's not the Decider!

Mitt, that's my name cause I can catch any cause and hold it ...at least for awhile...

McCain,Did you kill Able?...I'm not my campaign's keeper...

Ron Paul! Vote for a really expensive blimp!

Ted Kennedy has jungle fever since his Chappaquidic freezer!

Slick Willie 4 VEEP! Obama4 1stlay-dee!

Bush pull out of Iraq like your great-grandfather's oil business should have!

Laura, usually librarians have good taste...

Personal: Saw u in Tucson...did u c me? Big crowd...u sounded great...I blew u a kiss...lotsa talk of politics...who r u? Luv MILFS...sumsed61? Who cares...wantU4Preznmo

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