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Thursday, 7 February 2008

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UCLA - Britney Spears' vagina revealed today what a typical day is like at UCLA.

Britney gets up and goes to take a shower, towels off and returns to her padded room. Britney goes to the bathroom, TPs off vagina and returns to padded room. Britney telephones Dad and berates him for half an hour even though he hangs up after 2 seconds. Britney then returns to the bathroom, passes gas, then goes back to padded room.

Britney telephones Dr. Phil and berates him for one hour, which he open mikes to his television show. Britney fumes and goes to the bathroom, kicks unpadded wall and balls like a baby until a nurse comes to give her extra meds.

Britney telephones mum and berates her, even though mum hands off phone to her doberman.
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