Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

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Fellow Demobigots : A new movement is surging across 2008 election America that pundits are comparing to the 80's phenomenon of the Raygun Democrats.

Some lifelong Democrats who never quite made the compromise to respecting women and African Americans are joining together to take a stand against the feminization and the Africanizing of the American Presidency.

If you have been a lifelong Democrat because your grandad and your dad were union men who got cushy jobs from Dem Bosses ,never did a day of jury duty and got your tickets fixed by da Bosses... whether you lived in Boston, Chicago, New Yawk or some otha democrat party haven...and now the taught of a dame or a ni...ni...Indo-whateva in the White House is about as attractive as missing the White Flight Express in the 60's, then Demobigots 4 McCain may be da movement faw you.

Stay tuned to TheSpoof.com as we build a new union to keep the presidency white and male!!!

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