Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

image for Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep! "Everybody knows it's Clinton/Pelosi on the dreamticket!

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.

"Hell, I'd rather publish my Lewinsky diaries than kiss Barrack's ass like some token female.

"Folks just gotta understand: experience like mine versus experience like his. No contest.

"In times of war, in times of peace. I'm the telegenic candidate with the instant teardrops.

"My power dressing or his clean-cut lines? Ya kidding?

"We'll have to iron out this little misunderstanding. Clinton/Obama is a win/win maybe.

"Obama/Clinton? That's so dysfunctional it's almost the GOP dream ticket, if only Condi Rice was in the running.

"OMFG! What am I saying?

"Everybody knows it's Clinton/Pelosi that will make America see sense at last!"

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