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Tuesday, 5 February 2008


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Rarely am I so moved by the innocence of a child. But the letter below made me do some pondering and reflecting. Please read it with the same child-like innocence with which it was written:


My name is Timothy. I am 11 years old. I have read some things that are not very nice. I have heard that you don't care about global warming. This makes me really sad. I have to grow up in this world. I want to grow up in a world where I can go out side and not be really hot all the time. I want to go sledding and learn how to ski. But the world is getting so hot that I might not be able to do those things.

I have heard that you started a war that didn't have to happen. This really pisses me off! How would you like it if THEY came over here and started dropping bombs on US???

And no health care??? What the fuck is wrong with you??? You've gotta be a fucking millionaire to get health care nowadays! You don't give a shit about kids like me, do you??? I had to have my fucking toe amputated because my piss-poor parents couldn't find any free health care! And If I get sick I'm told to "tough it out" because antibiotics cost money!!!

I can sum it up by saying that I think you are a fucking asshole! Why don't you stick your head in a fucking toilet and flush!!! And that goes for your whole fucking administration!!! I hope you get impeached, put in jail and get boned up the ass for the rest of your life by a 300 pound homosexual named "Bubba".

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