Written by Cheryl

Thursday, 24 January 2008

image for Ashley Tisdale could live in Disneyland The common person perplexed by its lack of perception

Pretty socialite Ashley Tisdale gave an inspirational speech on why she lives in a real Disneyland and in fact is the only one that can afford to go to Milan:

While soccer fans waste their time, watching meaningless sports games, other more worthy people use up their time spending millions. Yes its true, these worthy people would not squander an ounce of their time watching a football game since it's a waste of their expensive moments.

Ordinary people can't go to Milan to spend 11 million dollars on an evening shopping spree simply because they are not God's chosen people. Ordinary people who have ordinary minds must seek their existence amongst the non-important events in this world like sports watching, television watching, radio listening, and bird watching.

Milan, is one of the largest cities in Italy, located in the plains of Lombardy, and is one of the most highly developed and richest urban centres in Europe.

Yes, I am no Robin Leach, host of the television series "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" but for poor people who waste their time going nowhere, it truly is champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

It seems that Tisdale is not the only one who could afford a trip to Milan. The following shows some individuals who, though their excellence and persistence, have surpassed the common person that wasted time watching sports events and television.

Bill Gates III has 50 billion dollars to pamper himself with and is an American entrepreneur, software executive, philanthropist and chairman of Microsoft, the software company he founded with Paul Allen. During his career at Microsoft he has held the positions of CEO and chief software architect, and he remains the largest individual shareholder with more than 9% of the common stock. All respects to you super genius Bill Gates for pulling the magic rabbit out of the hat.

Warren Edward Buffett has 42 billion dollars to pamper himself with and is an American investor, businessperson and philanthropist. Buffett has amassed an enormous fortune from investments managed through the holding company Berkshire Hathaway, of which he is the largest shareholder and CEO. He is listed by Forbes as the second-richest person in the world as of September 2007, behind Bill Gates. Truly, Warren is the man.

Carlos Slim Helú, has 30 billion dollars to pamper himself with and is a Mexican businessman and one of the wealthiest man in the world as of October 14, 2007. Slim has a substantial influence over the telecommunications industry in Mexico and much of Latin America as well. He controls Teléfonos de México (Telmex), Telcel and América Móvil companies. Though he maintains an active involvement in his companies, his three sons Carlos Slim Domit, Marco Antonio Slim Domit and Patrick Slim Domit head them on a day-to-day basis. What can be said, this man is pure excellence.

Ingvar Feodor Kamprad has 28 billion dollars to pamper himself with and is a Swedish entrepreneur who is the founder of the home furnishing retail chain IKEA. As of 2007 he is the richest person in Europe and the 4th richest person in the world according to Forbes magazine. An outstanding individual.

Lakshmi Narayan Mittal has 23 billion dollars to pamper himself with is a London-based Indian billionaire industrialist, born in Sadulpur village, in the Churu district of Rajasthan, India, and resides in Kensington, London. He is the richest man in the UK and the fifth richest person in the world. Truly, a brilliant and magnificent man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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