News was leaked out that the following letter was found at the bottom of an FAA employee's inbox. The unamed clerk has since been dismissed for not actioning the idea.
Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591
I have been thinking 'hard' lately and think I might have a solution for the prevention of any future Alqueda hijackings, and at the same time getting the American airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Those flight attendants who can conform, should be retained. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again as much as possible. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Dubya think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?