Written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

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Roger Hargreaves, the creator of the Mr Men franchise of books has unveiled a new selection for modern times.

The new characters are:

  • Mr Indifferent
  • Mr Not in my Name
  • Mr Asbo
  • Mr Chav
  • Mr Money
  • Mr Cash-in
  • Mr Marmite
  • Mr Spot
  • Mr Day
  • Mr Late
  • Mr My Little Pony
  • Mr Daily Mail Reader
  • Mr Anarchist
  • Mr Antichrist
  • Mr Ewok
  • Mr Post
  • Mr Book
  • Mr Smith
  • Mr Blair
  • Mr Brown
  • Mr Bush
  • Mr Warmonger
  • Mr Fishmonger
  • Mr Ironmonger
  • Mr Iron Bru
  • Mr Misspell
  • Mr Mister
  • Mr Miss
  • Mr Goal
  • Mr Over-paid
  • Mr Under-paid
  • Mr Miserable
  • Mr Improved
  • Mr Inflation Rate
  • Mr No
  • Mr Yes
  • Mr if you insist
  • and finally, the old and doddery: Mr Where did I leave my teeth.

A range of new Little Miss characters will be unveiled in the Spring.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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