Any truth in the rumour that they are inventing a new Cluedo game, "Who relegated Sheffield United?" Was it Chairman Brown in the Boleyn Ground with the dodgy signing? Or Professor Benitez in the Cottage with the dodgy selection? Or most likely, Colonel Warnock in the Premiership with the shit team!
Defending the legal action brought by the Blunted Blades must be one of the easiest jobs in the world. West Ham responsible for their relegation, who are they kidding?
Your Honour, I give you exhibit A - Neil Warnock. Enough said?
For exhibit B I offer you the Sheffield United team sheet. Is that really a team worthy of a place in the Premiership?
Exhibit C - Look at the table after two games in the Championship!
Exhibit D - They appointed Red Stripe Robbo as manager. Clearly, your Honour, the club have a death wish!
I rest my case.