Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Wanted - 1 Clothes Peg. No questions asked.

Wanted - 1 box of WH Smith's Paper Clips - Cash Waiting.

For Sale - Wedding Dress - Only worn 5 times. Bride thinks dress has cursed all of her marriages.

Tickets for 1983 John Lennon concert - Free to Good Home.

Lost - 1 Donkey. Children misunderstood concept of game of Pin the tale on the Donkey.

Found - Ark of the Covenant in Basingstoke back garden.


Personals

Could Gary please phone Home?

Rikki, have you lost that number?

Wanted, Long haired lover from Liverpool on seven inch. Cash not a consideration.

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