Written by walter

Saturday, 4 August 2007

Rock Hudson (1925-1985), the immaculate good looking movie star and Pat Tillman, (1976-2004), the football star, were both sitting on the bank of Mississippi river, watching the debris in the river when Rock tossed a pebble down the river. Then Pat picked up an egg-shaped pebble and threw it in the air in the same direction. The pebble landed in the center of the ripples. Now, Rock, addressing Pat Tillman, said:

"I saw you walk away from the three-million-dollar contract. However, something went wrong when we two were born: We both were abnormal. I was given everything that a ladies' man required, except one thing: genuine feeling towards females.

"The cruelty did not stop there.

"Nature was looking for a way to shatter my image and knock me out just like a chipped bottle in a glass factory. So she encouraged the devil's agents to choose me to be the first major movie star to get afflicted with AIDS. Therefore, my death helped the conspirators bring AIDS to the forefront of the public mind.

"You were treated in the same manner: born handsome, intelligent, educated and principled. It was too much for moderate-seeking Nature. Something had to be done. Your patriotism blinded your intelligence. You joined the Rangers to bring down a fictitious character. Your honesty made you outspoken while your buddies had already been hand picked and briefed by devil's agents. Your draining intelligence did not help you see the main issue: the stupid economy and the fallacy of mankind.

"You were too good to hang around."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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