Written by walter

Saturday, 4 August 2007

A man, posing as a tourist, approached the bright yellow chicken, standing outside the court in RAINSVILLE, Ohio, holding up the sign "No Chicken Ranch in RAINSVILLE!"

After taking several shots, he came closer and whispered in Fabian Gus Roy's ear, "Buddy, you have won a ticket to Nevada, covering bus fare, accommodation, food and other expenses which may arise during this 7-day pleasure trip.

"If you, please, slowly turn your head, you can see a coach, bound for Nevada, full of guys, all waving thanks to you. Since your standing time, 7 pm, is almost over, you may hop on the bus and start your once in a lifetime tour.

"Please, do carry your yellow chicken costume on board as it is worth more than a million dollars. Chicken Ranch would have gone bankrupt if it had to advertise so effectively worldwide. By the way, I have a surprise for you: The undercover agent, who turned you in, has resigned her job for the lucrative job at the Ranch.

"If you are sill attracted to her, she shall be more than happy to be at your service.

"So, 'Hop on the bus, Gus!'"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Court, Ohio
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