Written by The Bodgie

Monday, 18 June 2007

image for Middle Eastern Retail Franchise Opportunities Fatwa Balaclava Inc

Expressions of interest are currently being solicited from Arabic speaking persons to take up a franchise for our range of our distinctive and increasingly fashionable ready-to-wear, one-size-fits-all products.

Retail and wholesale territories are currently available in what we consider will be lucrative growth areas - Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq etc.

All our products are made from quality materials by skilled machinists and are backed up by a lifetime guarantee.

Don't miss this outstanding opportunity to succeed, For further information write to Fatwa Balaclava Inc. 509 Paradise Avenue, Jerusalem, Israel. Please enclose US$50 to ensure a prompt reply and a free sample of our merchandise.

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