Written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Monday, 7 January 2019

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD, AND MAYBE AN OLD SOUTHERN CALIFORNIAN...


When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar

If you can remember using a fountain pen

When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement

If you remember riding on the running board of your Dad's car

If you recall smudge falling on laundry hanging on the clothes line

When you come across blue chip stamps in the back of a drawer

If, to you, Hollywood Stars were a baseball team

When you recall that it only cost a nickle to ride the local bus

If you heard an FDR fireside chat on radio

When you recall riding in a rumble seat

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