Written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 31 October 2018

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When an anti-Semite killed eleven Jews in a Pittsburgh Synagogue on Saturday, October 27th, Trump said, “It was a bad hair day.”

When called tone-deaf, Trump gargled, “The media is picking on me.” Boo-hoo.

It started after the down escalator, when making his presidential announcement saying, “Mexico is sending their murderers and rapists to the United States.”

When criticism followed, Trump hollered, “The media is picking on me. They are the enemy of the people.” Boo-hoo.

Same media-bashing followed after he defended the Nazis by saying, “There were also good people protesting in Charlottesville.”

President Barack Obama isn’t part of the media. When Obama gave a speech at the University of Illinois in September, he asked, “How hard is it to say Nazis are bad people?”

The audience applauded.

Halfway around the world in England, a roar of applause was heard coming from a particular hotel in London, and a single American voice yelling, “Alleluia!”

Trump was a mistake. Trump is Putin’s handpicked president. Putin’s team of hackers flipped the vote on election night, and Trump landed in the White House. Boom!

Two years later, Texas Republicans are flipping Senate Democrat votes from Petro O'Rourke to Republican votes for Ted Cruz.

When eleven pipe bombs were sent by mail to Trump’s critics, Trump shrugged. The bombmaker regarded Trump as a father figure. A third Trump adult son squeezes into the picture. Will Trump pay for the bombmaker's legal fees?

Just as Jews fled the Nazis during WWII, people are fleeing from Central America, hoping to reach the security and safety of the United States. Trump claims the 'caravan' includes fighters from ISIS, the Taliban, members of the Muslim Brotherhood, rapists, murderers, and that many have leprosy, tuberculosis, smallpox, HIV and Ebola. Any lie or slander will do.

If Putin had a desire to win the Nobel Peace Prize, he could 'fess up that a group of 'young' Russian hackers accidentally flipped the vote on election night, and announce that Hillary Clinton is the lawful President of the United States.

That would present another bad hair day.

Alleluia!

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