Written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 22 October 2018

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Appears that under the direction of MBS, (name preferred by the latest crown prince of Saudi Arabia) fifteen killers, equipped with a bone cutter, flew into Turkey by executive Saudi Arabian jet, to ‘interview' Washington Post journalist and American resident Jamal Khashoggi. Khashoggi wrote critical articles about MBS and his oppressive regime.

Hey, hey, MBS is only a kid, like Jared. He’s trying to clean up a corrupt system. After all, he let women drive cars. Wow! So shut up, already. Great job! Welcome to the 18th century. And tomorrow, women will be able to leave the house without a male guide and skip the drapery.

The sun will come up tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar...

Seems that the Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, wrote critical words about the three-year-old regime of MBS and that is considered a: NO, NO. MBS doesn’t cotton to criticism. Hence, the jet into Turkey and murder in the Saudi consulate of Istanbul. Mystery over.

But how come there isn’t a body? Answer: The bone cutter.

The yuk factor immediately enters the Saudi consulate of Istanbul and every Saudi consulate in the rest of the world. Sort of throws a wrench into going into a Saudi consulate for a Visa. And forget The Nutcracker at Christmas time. Not to mention the music of Rimsky-Korsakov’s Scheherazade and the Arabian Nights.

Like asking OJ, Trump says he asked MBS if he had anything to do with journalist Khashoggi’s disappearance. MBS said he had nothing to do with Khashoggi's disappearance.

Echoing the character of Animal in Stalag 17, Trump said, “I believe it.”

Funny, Trump didn’t believe the Central Park Five even after they were cleared by DNA tests. Trump wanted the Central Park Five executed.

It gets yuckier. Hold onto the barf bag. Seems MBS and Jared sat up until 4 am discussing things. For two nights!!! MBS later bragged he had Jared in his pocket. Lord, do the Russians have another video?

MBS said Jared Kushner handed him U.S. intelligence.

They’re just young guys, Trump explained, discussing stuff.

Forget the M. Sounds more like BS.

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