Written by Aspartame Boy

Friday, 28 September 2018

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San Francisco, CA - Want Add

Wanted: young foolish inexperienced Java Programmer willing to work with Eclipse IDE.

You’ll be paid handsomely in this position, (bending over or on your knees), enough to share a room with only five other guys, or whatever things they call the natives here.

Experienced need not apply. We don’t want anyone smarter than the hiring manager since he is a friend of the owner.

So, if you like walking through poop on the way to work (you’d never find a parking spot), apply today to any of the technology giants.

Free slice of pizza every other Friday.

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