Written by Al N.

Friday, 10 August 2018

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Every year, the list of nominees grows longer, but this year, there has been unprecedented growth. This year's list includes:

  1. Kim Jong-Un
  2. Vladimir Putin
  3. Bill Cosby
  4. Sarah Huckabee Sanders
  5. Alex Jones

Runners-up were Roseanne Barr and Harvey Weinstein.

But the actual winner was too late to be added to the nominating ballot, but won by a landslide as a write-in candidate.

And the winner is....

DONALD TRUMP!!

As if there was any doubt! Trump has insulted people the whole world over. The others have their evil days, but Trump is in there, day-in and day-out! He is relentless with his tweets, and never fails to end them with a particularly assholish comment!

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