Written by Al N.

Thursday, 9 August 2018

image for A Day in the Life of Eric Trump "This is one of my favorite pictures of Dad" Eric told us.

We were so lucky to be allowed into the rarified world of Eric Trump! This is Gretchen Fox reporting from Eric's quarters in Trump Tower!

This is a nice suite of rooms, Eric!

"Well, it sure beats the hidden tunnel Daddy used to make me stay in. At first it was cool, but then it got really boring when I couldn't go anywhere else."

"Now since Melania came I got a new room and and can leave whenever I want, even though I just mostly stay here since everyone's afraid I'll let Russians talk to me and then blab about it later."

So do you have any hobbies Eric?

"Well, I like to work on my MySpace page and then play Farmville 2 with whoever I can find to play it, although it gets harder all the time."

What is your average day like Eric?

"You're looking at it! Those Secret Service guys told me the room is bugged so I can't tell you how they won't let me go anywhere without an escort and...Ow! Ow!"

"Ow! Ow! I'm sorry, but the electric shocks that make me keep twitching are to tell me to stop talking now! Sorry!"

So we thank Eric Trump for a fascinating look at his average day.

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