Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 9 July 2018

image for Nutters Beach Club hold a 'SEXIT' referendum / Dia treintedos! No 'SEXIT' at the Nutters Beach Club, our referendum is definite and non-messy!

After great demand and, Volga Olga's sagging boobs hitting rock bottom, our honorable Nutter Fraternity have demanded a referendum that could lead to a 'SEXIT! In da club (fanks fiddy for that one!)!

So, during last nights poetry recital by our resident pissed pirate poet laureate, Sir Francis (non ducky) Charlton, who recited Dylan's famous classic, 'On top of milk wood' backwards, which then sounded like Dylan's, Subterranean Homesick Blues, forwards, we held the club's 'SEXIT' referendum!

With Volga Olga being on the NON-SEXIT side and swaying her saggy boobs to the public, the referendum, albeit it messy (non-Argentinian), swung the result in favor of a 'NON-SEXIT' The UK Brexit secretary, who slid in the back door after resigning and shoving May's Brexit plans up her rear end, jumped on stage and took a swing on Volga Olga's boobs because hers are sexier than May's will ever be!

So Nutters Beach Club residents, the day has been saved and from now on there will be no stupid, messy referendums because Volga Olga, and club owner, Jaggedone love to 'SEXIT' all night long and don't need May, Cameron, or BOJO to tell us how to do it!

Adios Los Locos et Locas!!


Now who's SEXIER, May's BREXIT or Volga Olga's NON-BREXIT?

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