Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 4 July 2018

image for English Hooligans gatecrash The Nutters Beach Club/ Dia veinteneuve! No! Not this one! This is Brexit, we only want St George to battle for us!!!

It was unavoidable that sooner our later our exclusive club would be discovered, breached, and gatecrashed by English footy hooligans, desperate for some insanity and hoping looking up Volga Olga's shriveled banana skin skirt! However, these hooligans were slightly different, yes pissed out of their brains, but, non-violent, and bawling their eyes out in disbelief after what they witnessed last night!! So, we let them in and, crafty Jaggedone, emptied their pockets of left-over Rubles in return for buckets of cheap, self-made Russian vodka called, Putin's Coup d 'etat!

Sadly, we had to ban a bunch of non-hooligan, wannabe, intellectual Spoof writer forum participants, excluding Erskin, the real one, because of their utter arrogance and cheap, snide, vocal insults, but who the fuck cares about them?? We do not because our chief Chinese chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, prepared a boiled scorpion, cockroach (not our CIA soldiers, the ISIS version), creepy crawly, non-veggie, soup for them and they puked without laughing!

Never mind, every black cloud (non-racist one) has a sliver-lining and Jaggedone laughed all the way to Limerick to learn about Leprechaun humor at its very best, the non-educated type, which is so much better than those preached by Spoof scientists on the subject!

Adios los locos and English Hooligans, non-violent, all over the planet because our pride nobody can ever take from us!!!

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