BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn Leghorn finally had something to crow about. The Red Hen controversy brought back memories of his one night stand with a Rhode Island Red that drove him cockeyed.
Foghorn: “I loved her walk. I loved her cluck. She said I was a better (expletive) than Donald Duck.”
The Red Hen: “I ain’t gonna take it sitting down. While I’m here hatching white and brown, you’re out there scratching around the town.”
Foghorn crooning like Dean Martin...”Please don’t cuckold me when I’m gone.”
The old Red Hen was on her nest
She tried to sleep, but couldn’t rest
The rooster came home baggy-eyed
And our old hen stood up and cried
“I ain’t gonna take it sitting down.”
Foghorn: “Then why don’t we try it missionary style, sweet pea?”
The Red Hen: "You’re 86’ed!"
Foghorn: ”Aw, come to Papa, my little chickadee.”
NOTE: This story has no connection to the Sarah Sander's controversy. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent