WOW! We had an invasion of tear-ridden, illegal Peruvian and Argentinian, totally pissed footy fans, invade the joint last night begging to become English citizens. Sadly, we had to send them all off on Italian boats to Spain because they play decent footy and don't have a "Spaxit!"
However, being the generous, charitable Beach Bums we are, we allowed them to spend their last rubles at our bar before shipping them off, penniless, to a country that welcomes real footy fans, illegal or not!
They left the place in a very 'Messy' state, clueless, void of all structure and, empty like a huge abyss. However, we had a few Japanese fans in to clear up after them, who had mega-Yens in their pockets! So, Chinese Chief chef, WAN-KIN-DIK didn't mind serving them their favorite meal, Doggy Stew with a shark fin dip, veggie style!
The last we heard from our penniless Peruvian fans and devastated Argentinians is that Messi has dedicated 200 million bucks of the money he owes in tax to build a sanctuary for suicidal fans after his suicidal performances outside of Barcelona!
Viva Espana, OLE!!
'Argentinians being messy and expecting Messi to kick the crap out of their opponents requires a Ronaldo!'
Ancient Chinese footy proverb!