Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 21 June 2018

image for Nutters beach club bans white sugar! Dia veintetres / Dag tweeëntwintig! 'WHITE SUGAR BILLIONAIRE PRATT BANNED IN THE NUTTERS BEACH CLUB!'

To make life sweet for our multi-colored followers, and fans, we have banned a certain type of "White Sugar" who makes your teeth rot whilst looking at him and, who feels it necessary to TWEET, and Blow his obnoxious TRUMP-ET just like another obnoxious freak of the human race...

Let it be known, we might be fucking mad here, but we will not tolerate any form of discrimination or racism in our four walls, even if the twats like to reverse their pathetic doings, apologise, crawl to their ever loving public and, hope we all forget how fucking moronic these rich and famous butt-holes are!

WE HAVE NO DRAGON'S DEN BREATHING HELLISH FIRE, WE AT THE NUTTERS BEACH CLUB ONLY BREATH MULTI-CULTI, UTTER INSANITY (THE NICE TYPE)!

So for all of our Senegalese fantastic footy players and fans, this is just for you (Bit of self-publicity here; it will be appearing in a book written by this Numero uno Nutter soon called 'Days in the life' a collection of multi-culti poetical works!)

Here it is, written in 2002 and still poignant today!

Black and Unique

African music moves the hips and soul
Jungle beats, Sahara to King Creole
Indigenous rhythms vibrate from the heart
Enters the soul, and will never part
Adapted by slaves as part of their redemption
Escaping from chains and white man’s corruption

Sierra Leone to Reggae Islands, Bob Marley,
Congo brothers could have hardly
Known their roots born in torture and pain
Survived with Haile Selassie in tropical rain
Living their legacy, and fight to be free
No woman, no pain, black, beautiful Reggae

Rastafari from the deserts of Ethiopia
Rapping African beats in NY Suburbia
Flowing through veins of future generations
Soul, Motown, Rap, inherited from ancient musicians
Reasons to sing for their rights is the right of everybody
Poignantly expressed in African traditions, hereditary

King Sonny Ade and African groups
Struggle against dictators, terrorists, and their troops
Still keep their music alive on the dark continent
So vast and extreme, with beautiful intent
Black and beautiful, a marvelous feeling
African music, therapeutic rhythms so healing

Adios amigos/amigas multi-colores!

And my wife Liesbeth Johnson a wonderful artist knows too that BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

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