Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 20 June 2018

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Double Dutch Canadian 'weedies' visit our Nutters Beach Club! Dia veintedos / dag twee en twintig!

In honor of Canadian pot heads,Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, has made a veggie special 'pot'' of 'pot soup' with a couple of LSD pills to get the Canadian pot-heads swinging in our palm trees! The Dutch, are now, numero dos, in the world for having a 'weedy' reputation, and were last seen jumping into Amsterdam canals hoping that their Gay Parade is at least still numero uno, Because other nations are catching up rapidly to grab their crown (Where the fuck do they all come from? "Oh Jaggedone, don't be silly, out of their closets!").

Resident stripper (she can strip my paint any day) and 86 year-old nymphomaniac, Volga Olga, is too old to be a pot-head, but she still gives a terrific head-job!

Sir Frances (Not a Ducky either) Charlton, our resident piss-pot, pirate, and poet laureate, recited this tiny ditty to our pot-headed Canadians and it brought our weed loaded-leafed roof down!

Canadians smoke pot
Dutch gays are hot
who gives a coke?
as long as they smoke
outside of the cot

Adios pot heads all over the planet, Hasta locos (sorry luego)

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