Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Dia de diecisiete / dag seventeen / and NO we are not allowing that shite meeting in our pristine Nutters Beach Club!

NOTICE: The honorable owner of this debauched club will not mention a certain meeting happening between two fucking morons somewhere on the planet!!

So, holonarable (I have to plactice my Cantonese because WAN-KIN-DIK's Spotted Dick tastes like Chinese Chlop Sluey and not real British stodgy, currant filled, sludge!) ladies and gentlemen in order to avoid any more publicity about those 2 immense butt-holes, we have special guests appearing tonight on stage with Volga Olga!
Topless Catalan women, yes topless you dirty old men! Will stick their stinky fingers up at their local council and bounce their Catalan boobs over our stage because they voted to hang em out in public, and won!!
Jaggedone, in perfect Catalan, Si, SI (not Spanish) invited them to perform and, they could not say/dice, No, No! So tonight's rave will have bare bosom-ed, buxom Catalan women bouncing their boobs in tune with Volga Olga's fav tune, RA RA Rasputin! He was invited too but sadly has had a laughing fit ever since those other pretenders shook hands and promised world peace because North Korean peashooters are real WOMD's not like Saddam's!

So book your tickets early for the show of all shows; The Catalan Bare Bouncy Boob Babes with Volga Olga dancing a Flamenco version of a Boney M classic! "Oh those Russians!"

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