Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 11 June 2018

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Last night's entertainment was top draw and would have brought the comedian' s mecca, Apollo's (not the rocket) roof down as pirate poet laureate, Sir Francis Charlton, with his deaf, dumb and blind parrot, not a drake, perched on his shoulder, unleashed himself into a wannabe Limerick written by the real poet laureate, Jaggedone, called, "Dump Trump" and just for those who were not there, here it is:

Trump, you are a shit
May, you are his clit Brit
Merkel, you are a Bitch
Trudeau, you make Trump itch!

Macron, qui, qui, c'est la vie
But Trump pissed up your tree
May, Trump's honey bee
While Merkel stings him like a flea

Trump, licks Kim Jong's arse
Ras-Putin loves this farce
Together, a happy family
Apart, total hypocrisy

Jaggedone, tells the truth
All politicians lie from their back tooth
An atrocity exhibition no doubt
KICK THE BASTARDS OUT!

Sir Francis received a standing ovation and Volga Olga gave him a huge 'blow job' for his tremendous efforts as the crowd went even wilder singing a revamped version of a Nirvana classic, 'Smells like Clinton's pussy spirit!'

WOW, f'ing WOW! The Nutters Beach Club is so f'ing COOL!

Entrance is free for true NUTTERS!

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