We had yet another attempt by Trump & Co to crash our pristine Nutters Beach Club after he turned his back on the other G7 buttheads ruling and ruining our planet. He landed with his private helicopter on our beach, on his way to kiss Kim's rear end. His bodyguards attempted to crash the door, but our black and white eunuchs, Ying and Yang, stood their ground, after all, if you can thwart BOJO, you can thwart all other morons.
Trump even went on his knees begging for a glimpse up the banana-skin-skirt of the one and only, Volga Olga, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, and of course, our regular stripper (not the paint version). Volga Olga told him to "трахаться!" big time (my multi lingual swearing skills are improving by the second thanks to Google?), spat on the floor telling him only real men get to suck her banana skins, and Putin just left via the back door!
We even had 'Serial Poopers' attempting to crap on our beach in public! Luckily, Jaggedone, had his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) infantry out patrolling, and before the deranged bastards could whip their pants down, and defecate in the golden sands, a special trained battalion of CIA cockroaches accompanied by an army of dung beetles smothered their stinking butts, a quite ghastly site!
Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, gathered up the morsels left and will use them as dung to keep the fires burning and hopefully the smoke will give his specialty, Bourdain (RIP) bacon soup (Veggie version), a porky, spicy aroma!
Adios fellow Nutters "Hasta Mañana" horny hombres and busty wenches!
NOT ON OUR BEACH YOU DERANGED TWAT!