Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 6 June 2018

image for No flashy Rolex's allowed in our Nutters Beach Club!! WE don't want this shit in our club because we don't want our windows smashed!

Day 10 / Dia 10 / Dag 10 at the Nutters Beach Club open for all global Nutters who feel the real madness outside too much to take! Take 5 minutes of your insane time and, have a non-rolex-coaster laugh or two with:

Jaggedone, no comment needed, he's just totally lost it!
Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, vegetarian Chinese chef, NEVER!!
Volga Olga, local 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancer, and stripper (no paint)
Sir Francis Charlton great poet, pirate, and fantastic, nutty author and
his deaf dumb, blind, parrot who perches on his left shoulder
Don Loren Hughes Bartender extraordinaire, esoteric and grand master of the occult who strums guitar with Jimmy Page and Hendrix!

Everybody is welcome apart from nutty Brit comedians, footballers, and celebs wearing expensive watches, jewelry, sitting outside Brit schools in flashy cars (you asked for it dumbhead!). Because we have no windows to smash and, only allow celebs in wearing flip-flops, tangas for women, and tatty bermuda shorts for men because we don't want morons on scooters crashing our great parties!

See you all soon for great Nutty bashes! We are open everyday BTW, BURP, BURP, and where the fuck are my aspirins!!

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