Our Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, ordered Roman Jewish Artichokes, a kosher specialty, without Roman worms, only to find out Roman Jews have banned them because of Roman worms inside the veggies and, they were not kosher!
WAN-KIN-DIK's 5 star recipe, Roman Artichokes soaked in Vatican Roman Rat tails (veggie version), sadly, cannot be boiled so he's purchased Beijing versions, non-kosher Artichokes with lice (My Cantonese improves by the day). The rats tails also come from Beijing, and they are kosher!
(And we thought we were fucking Nutters! However, Roman Jews take the biscuit, kosher ones of course!)
So thanks to our non-import 25% tarifs on Chinese goods, the Nutters Beach Club and WAN-KIN-DIK'S soup has been saved!
(And we thought we were fucking NUTTERS!)
What a relief our Nutters Beach Club is an oasis away from the mad fucking world surrounding us!
Hasta Luego, tot ziens, aufwiedersehen...(No German please, Jews are listening!
And who the F are the real Nutters? Ask the Pope!