Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 1 June 2018

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Just opened the 'floodgates' for the Nutters Beach Club party of the century!!

Yes Jaggedone, co-owner, and total nutter, has surpassed the 3 million reader mark on The Spoof! Wow, now let's all get pissed!!

We had a superb list of special guests at last night's, Siegfried and Roy's anniversary party as mercurial Las Vegas, gay magicians! Escaped lions, tigers and a Jaguar (no E Type) appeared from their German Zoo!

Volga Olga flashed her giant, elastic boobs at them as they entered the club, and they immediately felt at home hoping for a stroke or two! Pissed punters also nearly had a stroke! They leapt on stage and disappeared as quick as they had come! Must be magic!

David Copperfield demanded the escaped predators be turned over to him, but they ate him alive, they didn't like his perfume! So Dutch, very gay magician, Hans Klok, who wears only Chanel Nr 5, wrapped a black cloak around them. They were last seen with diamond collars around their necks, and gold chains, parading up and down the beach at Scheveningen, Holland, in support of Gay Pride; it must be magic!

Several thousand bottles of Dom Perignon have been delivered to the Nutters Beach Club for Jaggedone's 3 million bash tonight, and the club wishes to thank mercurial stud, multi millionaire, and intrepid adventurer extraordinaire, Erskine Quint, for entertaining millions of pirate downloaders, and not earning a penny for penniless L.R.Johnson

BURP!

Hopefully WAN-KIN-DIK has a fabulous Chinese 'lecipe' for JO's giant hangover 'tomollow' because the show must go on!l

What a corker old Erskine Quint was and still is!

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