"Spam recalls 228,000 pounds of pork and or chicken because people are being cut by metal when attempting to feed!"
It's bad enough of the shame one feels for his or herself when you are buying Spam to eat without it being a joke.
If you are planning a dinner with friends and you thought it would be funny to prepare a Spam appetizer, then that is okay. But, I'm talking about those people who truly love them some Spam. I'm talking the believers that Spam is a nutritious food choice for dinner.
These people are getting prepared to eat and are being cut in their mouths with metal fragments!
Is this some sick consolation prize? Hey thanks for buying our product, we would like to repay you with a trip to the hospital and a tetanus shot.
Maybe this company should just fill their cans with angry bees, shake them up, and ship them out.
People would open their Spam and immediately be stung by a group of pissed off insects.
I joked about this idea to an advertising executive and I truly believe he was considering it. Well, if you learned anything today, then restrict your cravings to chocolate, pudding, or hookers.