Written by Matty J Rad

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

1. Get a doll and a lot of string, tie the string to the doll, and throw it outs the window, just like in Napoleon Dynamite.
2. Try to get semi-trucks to honk their horn.
3. Drop marbles on the floor and watch as they roll back and forth going up and down hills.
4. Plant matches through the skin of an apple until it is thoroughly covered. Throw it out the window and watch as it bursts into flame and explodes.
5. Make faces at the bus driver (possibly through their overhead mirror) and see how long it takes them to notice/react.
6. If a person's window behind you is open, throw an object out yours (e.g. peanuts, paper, water, grenades). It will jump back in through their window and hit them.
7. Every five minutes attempt to start "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" song. If nobody joins in, sing louder.
8. Stare are people in cars that are close to you. Possibly get the whole bus to stare at a single person.
9. Stare at other people.
10. Stare at the roof, and try to make others look up to see if you're looking at anything interesting.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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