Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Tuesday, 1 May 2018

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You ain't nothin' but a horndog
Whinin’ all the time
You ain't nothin' but a horndog
Whinin’ all the time
Well, you ain't never told the truth and you ain't no friend of mine

Well they said you was high-classed
Well, that was just a lie
Yeah they said you was high-classed
Well, that was just a lie
You ain't never said a classy thing and you ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a horndog
Tweetin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a horndog
Tweetin’ all the time
Well, you ain't never said a word that showed you had a spine

Well they said you was honest
Well, that was just a lie
Yeah they said you was honest
Well, that was just a lie
Well, you ain't never told the truth and you ain't no friend of mine

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