Written by rfreed

Monday, 2 April 2018

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WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!!


God to the world- “He wasn't really my son! He was adopted!...................April Fool!”

Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later- “That wasn't really me on the cross! It was some other guy I sold it to....................April Fool!”

Judas to Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane- “I didn't really turn you in. I just pretended to because I knew it would keep you up all night!....................... April Fool!”

Mary Magdalene to Jesus- “I'm really not a prostitute. I'm actually Herod's daughter and only 14 year's old. You are toast now!............................April Fools!”

Roman guard to Jesus- “I am going to let you go because you cured my acne............................April Fool! My wife just bought me some cream that does the same thing.”

Herod to Jesus- “Let me see you change my water into wine.” Jesus- “I only do card tricks actually. Get me a deck and I'll show you some good ones!..........................April Fools!”

Thief on the cross next to Jesus- “I have sinned and want you to save me so I can go to heaven.” Jesus- “Sorry, I don't do house calls!...........................April Fools!”

Mary Magdalene outside Christ's tomb- “Prey, my good sir, can you tell me where they have taken Jesus's body? It lay not here.” Gentleman- “Some guy name Frankenstein already came by and picked it up.......................April Fool!”

Disciples at Gethsemane after Jesus is arrested- “I got dibs on his cloak!”.....”No me!”.........”No me!”......”It's mine! He said I could have it!.......................April Fools!”

Disciples at Gethsemane (again) after Jesus is arrested- (Delivery guy comes up)”Here is the pizza you folks ordered. Now who is going to pay for it?” Everyone looks at each other. “Jesus will! He'll be back in a moment!” Deliveryman- “Oh, him I can trust. I will just give you guys the pizza and wait for him.”
The disciples take the pizza and run off. No one says 'April Fools.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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