Wednesday, 21 March 2018

image for A Facebook Quiz for Magazines Who elected Facebook anyway?

What type of Facebook user are you? Answer the follow questions to find out:

1. Do you like to forward silly memes?
A) What's a meme.
B) I don't like to annoy people.
C) Only if it's funny.
D) Always.

2. How many Facebook friends do you have?
A) 10
B) 100
C) 1,000
D) 10,000

3. Do you enjoy adverts on the internet?
A) I hate them.
B) They are a necessary evil.
C) I can't stop clicking on them.
D) I actually find the adverts more interesting than the content I was searching for.

4. How fake is the media these days?
A) The mainstream media is fine, but some of these "alternative" websites are insane.
B) All news is fake in a way, just like all reality is fake. It's a matter of perception.
C) I never read "fake news". I know which ones they are too.
D) I only trust "The Raging Fist" website, they see through all the media lies.

5. Are you interested in politics?
A) I can't vote
B) I take an interest, then vote for who is the most sensible option.
C) I'd like to vote but I need somebody to tell me who to vote for
D) I'd sell my vote for a new pair of shoes

6. How gullible are you? What is the craziest theory you believe in?
A) I believe that democracy is a fundamentally unfair and crazy system, but it's better than the alternative.
B) I believe in the tooth fairy.
C) I believe the Earth is 6000 years old.
D) I believe that aliens from outer space have been controlling Washington for centuries.

Here are your results:
Mostly As) Ignore
Mostly Bs) Ignore
Mostly Cs) Would you like to subscribe to our political Facebook group giving some interesting and mind-blowing theories.
Mostly Ds) We'll be in touch at the next election. Vote for who we tell you and there'll be a reward.

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