Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Friday, 26 January 2018

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For the angry little snowflake in the White House, and all the angry little snowflakes who still support him.

The angry little snowflake
Sits and tweets his day away.
He'll tell you he's no milkshake,
His lack of taste on full display.

The angry little snowflake
Takes no crap from enemies.
He gives as good as he can take,
Between his infidelities.

The angry little snowflake
Curses all the brown-skinned folks.
Our melting pot he'll now unmake
As hate he cynically invokes.

The angry little snowflake
Lies with every exhalation.
And assures us news is fake
On the path to his destruction.

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