Written by Matty J Rad

Thursday, 3 May 2007

Benefits of being inside a refrigerator

1. You will adapt to cold weather
2. You will build resistance to claustrophobia
3. Your eyes will become accustomed to the dark, and you will attain bat senses over time
4. Your lungs will operate on less oxygen, saving the environment
5. You may pass out from the lack of air, and sleep is always healthy
6. Your body will become more flexible thanks to your twisted position
7. It's good training before advancing to the freezer
8. You can get a snack or a drink
9. You can get out of work
10. You will scare people that open it, which is always fun

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